LITTLE EVILS
They're just a little evil.
LUCIFER
His M.O. is usually poison, but that's only because he's small.
TUNA
He hopes to one day be large enough to fit a tuna. The name will do for now.
PEONY
Don't trust him.
CARAMEL CREAM
He’s very worried that someone might take a lick out of him. That’s right, he sees you.
LITHIUM
He's off the walls.
LOXAPINE
He's on the walls.
MIGUEL
He’s always nervous. People say it’s because of how he died, but he’s just awkward.
ATLAS
He’s a completely non-specific planet… Honestly, could be any planet at all.
JUICE
He thinks he’s fancy, but he doesn’t even have a job.
ROGER
He’s from Houston. He poked his eye out on a mechanical bull once.
MR. BOOP
He’s a lawyer, but he always wanted to be a barber. No one around him has hair, though...
DR. BOOP
Not to be mistaken for Mr. Boop.
BING & MARASCHINO
They’re nice once you get to know them… Probably…
ADAM
He is all that is. It's, like, whatever, though.
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Little evils, like lost keys and untied shoes, are perfectly harmless!
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